[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones
once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy
This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.
Today, I just got the keys to my first house.
Give it time.
We should fear this guy
why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole
when did this happen
this is a crucially important part of history